10 Oct THEY …are trying to KILL ME!

While I will be the first to say that I love being a wife and mother…I MEAN…LOVE IT!  I am thoroughly convinced that they are trying to KILL ME!  All four of them…conspire to end MY LIFE on a consistent basis! Oh, I don’t think they MEAN to be terrorist, but they ARE!  “Mommy, she farted on ME!” “Mommy, I can’t find my library book!” “Mommy, can you make macaroni and cheese for dinner?”, “Mommy, my MIND HURTS!!”  “Mommy, I’m thirsty!” “Mommy, I didn’t PEE in the bed…that’s just sweat!”

Not to mention their FATHER! “Have you seen my keys?”  I have never net a man with so many degrees and the intellect of Mahatma Ghandi, who has the inability to retain a set a keys on a consistent basis! And did I mention that her call me…”ME”! Not MESHELLE, Not MeMe, Honey, Sweetness…JUST…ME! I guess enunciating the entire two syllable is just too much for him!  So it sounds like he is always talking about “HIMSELF”! Weirdness!  So who can LIVE with these people? They are all insane!  They are sliding their insanity..oozing